Questions from Stephanie

1. Panda or Koala?
PANDA. Because the only reasons Koala's are really even "safe" is because they're too stoned to think and I don't know if I trust a stoned animal with ridiculously sharp claws. o_O
2. Would you rather shoot one friend or ten total strangers?
It sounds possibly sadistic, but one friend. If they're doing something so stupid that they need to be shot, I'd rather be the one to do it than to kill 10 people.
3. What's your favorite number? Why?
7. Because it's one more than 6, and I've always liked the look of the number. It looks like a cliff edge that slopes inward. And that reminds me of Wile. E. Coyote videos from when I was younger.
4. Where you you see yourself in 5 years?
Married. And sealed, in the Temple, to my amazing wife, who may be pregnant. Probably in a house. And I'll own a gun, because the way this country is going, I'm going to feel the need to have some form of protection for me, my wife, and my possible unborn child.
5. What is your scariest memory?
When I was like 9, there was a tornado in Salt Lake City. Torrential rain was pounding against the windows. I walked back and forth, pacing, because my mom was driving somewhere in the storm. It seemed as if buckets of rain were being continually smashed against the windows. Lightning and thunder were common and close. Finally, mom drove back, and I gave her a hug, but she was gone for like 7 hours. That was pretty terrifying for me.
6. Do you like peanut butter?
YES. REESE'S FTW!
7. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Too hot. I can deal with heat. I don't do well with cold. Heat makes me want to relax. Cold makes me want to slaughter something violently.
8. Does it annoy you when people point out innudendos?
Yes. Beacuse I know what it's like to have a gutter mind, and I never EVER want to be that kind of a person again. It's horrible. And yes, they may be everywhere, but I'd rather keep my mind clean than focus on sexually oriented material.
9. What happens when you get really hungry?
I get irritable and I really really need to eat something before I start shaking. I can be a bit of a bomb when I'm ravenous.
10. Have you ever broken anything? How?
I was swinging on a soccer goal post that lacked the netting when I slipped and tensed up just before hitting the ground. I had a hairline fracture on my left humerus. That sucked.
11. If you could change your family somehow, what would you do?
I'd add a girl or guy that was my age and had the same or very similar interests as me. I feel like I really want someone to be close to that I'm biologically related to, even if it's somewhat distant, that I can talk to a lot.