Everyone loves you unless you have an opinion that differs, and oh yeah, no judgment, unless it doesn't align with ours - and rights for all, except if you piss us off. We're the best country, because we've got freedom! Never mind that we have the most people in jail per capita of any other country in the world! Everything is fine - except we're trillions of dollars in debt and all we can do is fight over who is deserving of life or not and whether or not the state or the national government really rules!

Sometimes I hate everything.